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Shop the Once Drive the Booze, Don't Drink the Car Funny T-Shirt from AGoodPick's Certified Nonsense collection, featuring absurd wordplay for casual wear.
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Once Drive the Booze, Don't Drink the Car Funny T-Shirt
Some sentences get the message across. This one takes the scenic route. A deliberately scrambled phrase made for people who enjoy absurd humor, mixed-up logic, and jokes that reward a second look.
Part of AGoodPick’s Certified Nonsense collection, this design is printed on a Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton™ T-Shirt with a classic fit and a substantial midweight feel suitable for casual everyday wear.
Product Details
Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton™ adult T-shirt
Approx. 5.3 oz/yd² fabric weight
Cotton-based fabric; fiber composition may vary by color
Classic fit
Rib crew neck
Taped neck and shoulders
Short sleeves
“Once Drive the Booze, Don't Drink the Car” graphic design
Available in Black and White
Sizes S–5XL
Part of the Certified Nonsense collection
Fit & Sizing
The Gildan 5000 uses a classic fit with a traditional everyday T-shirt silhouette. Please review the size chart and compare the measurements with a T-shirt you already own before selecting your size.
Care Instructions
Follow the care instructions on the garment label. To help preserve the printed design, wash and dry using appropriate garment-care settings and avoid excessive heat.